You know you are a true HEAT fan when…

By: Pedro Heizer

Well… this is kind of old. I made this back in 2008 and I just found it and thought it was more appropriate than ever… Plus, I added a few new ones at the end…

You know you are a true HEAT fan when…
- Everytime you see the number 3 you think of Dwyane Wade

- You make June 20th a holiday

- You only take one suit, one shirt and one tie when you travel

- People ask you what day of the month it is, you reply, “We are playing the [insert name of a team here]

- You have more pictures of the HEAT in your room than of your boyfriend/girldfriend or even your family

- You can convert anyone into believing that Wade should be an MVP every single season

- You despise Shaquille O’Neal

- You have more HEAT jerseys than any other article of clothing

- You dislike the Knicks with a passion

- You hate Jeff Van Gundy

- You believe that Alonzo Mourning is a god among men

- You don’t worry about the summer of 2010 one bit because we have Pat Riley (This was back in 2008! I was already believing then!)

- Everytime you see the HEAT play the Mavericks you think back to the magical 2006 season

- You make a huge party of event anytime the HEAT are playing on ESPN or ABC

- Your excuse for not doing your homework was “I was watching the HEAT’s overtime win!”

- You stay up until 3 in the morning at times just watching reruns.

- You watch the Championship DVD more than twice a month

- You stay watching a game even if the HEAT are down by 50 points and you say “Don’t worry, Wade got this!”

- You become oblivious to everything else when a HEAT game is on

- You cheer so loud at the arena that people actually tell you to be quite

- You begin a conversation with a complete stranger by saying, “Hey did you see the way Miami played last night?”

- Your answer to anything that is going wrong is: It’s all Shaquille O’Neal’s fault

- If you believe in this simple quote: “IN RILEY I TRUST”

- You believe Chuck Norris has nothing on Wade. And that Wade is greater than Chuck Norris

- Someone talks to you about the 2007-2008 Season you fell a huge pain in your gut

- You were a fan WAY before Miami got LeBron and Bosh

- You can name at least 7 former/current HEAT players that don’t include Shaq, Wade, Bosh, LeBron, Hardaway, Mourning, UD, Chalmers, or Beasley

What do you guys think? I think 90% of that is true. Tell me what you think.

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Posted by Pedro Heizer on Jul 19 2010 Filed under HEAT. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0. You can leave a response or trackback to this entry